Say what do I do with this stupid tattoo

Of a heart on my glute that says “Suzy”

It’s as blue as the mold on a cheese that’s too old

What a dipstick won’t do for a floozie

      

I thought she was cool funky hip and old school

We got drunk as a skunk in a blizzard

So I inked-up my pink without stopping to think

Now I look like a lamp-shaded lizard

 

Dumb fads… they come and they go

Like the wind and the rain with the weather

I shoulda slipped the ditzy thing a mood ring

Her name’s gonna stain me forever

      

The tart made me smart when she said we must part

Seems the dude who tattooed me replaced me

That peckerhead jerk did his homewrecking work

While he smiled he defiled and defaced me

     

Hey… life ain’t all bad… I refuse to be sad

Got a new doll who’s really a doozie

Though her handle’s “Holly” so she’s never jolly

When she views my tattoo that says “Suzy”

     

Dumb fads… they come and they go

Like the wind and the rain with the weather

I shoulda slipped the ditzy thing a mood ring

Her name’s gonna stain me forever

 
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I’ve peed away cash on ludicrous trash

Like Pet Rocks and other cheap rubble

Much worse than all that this hideous tatt

Ain’t done nothing but buy me deep trouble

 

Dumb fads… they come and they go

Like the wind and the rain with the weather

I shoulda slipped the ditzy thing a mood ring

Her name’s gonna stain me forever

    

Dumb fads… they come and they go

Like the wind and the rain with the weather

I shoulda slipped the ditzy thing a mood ring

Her name’s gonna stain me forever

    
 
       
 
 
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