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M
y life's a half-fast wreck from the nasty side effects
Of a pill some shill on TV said would cure me
I bought his slick advice but I've paid a wicked price
Not even my old dog can now endure me
No matter what dang bug you’ve caught
Or how you’re health’s been failin'
Just pop this pill an' like a shot
You’ll cease from what you’re ailin'
Though Sir or Ma’am your Uncle Sam
Says we must give fair warnin'
By takin' this you run the risk
You may be dead by mornin'
I missed his list of side effects while phonin' in my order
Now I've been hexed an' sorely vexed by piles an' vile disorders
My hair fell out… I ached with gout... my hands they started shakin'
I couldn’t stop… then couldn’t go... my skin began to flakin'
No matter what dang bug you’ve caught
Or how you’re health’s been failin'
Just pop this pill an' like a shot
You’ll cease from what you’re ailin'
Though Sir or Ma’am your Uncle Sam
Says we must give fair warnin'
By takin' this you run the risk
You may be dead by mornin'
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If you ask me that shill should be locked up for what he's sellin'
Got prickly heat an' smelly feet an' woes too gross for tellin'
Besides all that I’ve gotten fat with rotten teeth decayin'
But still I'm thrilled... I ain't been killed... like Uncle Sam's been sayin'
No matter what dang bug you’ve caught
Or how you’re health’s been failin'
Just pop this pill an' like a shot
You’ll cease from what you’re ailin'
Though Sir or Ma’am your Uncle Sam
Says we must give fair warnin'
By takin' this you run the risk
You may be dead by mornin'
You may be dead by mornin'
You may be dead by mornin'
Vocal Artist: David Michael Loucks
PAu 4-236-581
Contact Damon Leigh
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