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Say
what do I do with this stupid tattoo
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Of a
heart on my glute that says “Suzy”
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It’s
as blue as the mold on a cheese that’s too old
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What
a dipstick won’t do for a floozie
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I
thought she was cool funky hip and old school
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We
got drunk as a skunk in a blizzard
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So I
inked-up my pink without stopping to think
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Now I
look like a lamp-shaded lizard
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Dumb fads… they come and they go
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Like the wind and the rain with the weather
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I
shoulda slipped the ditzy thing a mood ring
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Her name’s gonna stain me forever
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The
tart made me smart when she said we must part
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Seems
the dude who tattooed me replaced me
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That
peckerhead jerk did his homewrecking work
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While
he smiled he defiled and defaced me
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Hey…
life ain’t all bad… I refuse to be sad
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Got a
new doll who’s really a doozie
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Though her handle’s “Holly” so she’s never jolly
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When
she views my tattoo that says “Suzy”
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Dumb fads… they come and they go
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Like the wind and the rain with the weather
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I
shoulda slipped the ditzy thing a mood ring
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Her name’s gonna stain me forever
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INSTRUMENTAL |
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I’ve peed away cash on ludicrous trash
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Like Pet Rocks and other cheap rubble
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Much worse than all that this hideous tatt
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Ain’t done nothing but buy me deep trouble
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Dumb fads… they come and they go
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Like the wind and the rain with the weather
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I
shoulda slipped the ditzy thing a mood ring
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Her name’s gonna stain me forever
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Dumb fads… they come and they go
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Like the wind and the rain with the weather
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I
shoulda slipped the ditzy thing a mood ring
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Her name’s gonna stain me forever
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