Oh “Everything is relative!”… old Einstein used to say

Left may be right… loose kinda tight… or night the height of day

It’s nothing you should cry about… so dry those salty tears

Just know that sometimes what you see is not all it appears

The speed of sound’s incredible

To break it’s quite a thrill

But next to light a Mach One flight

Is all but standing still

’Cause “Everything is relative!”… old Einstein used to say

Left may be right… loose kinda tight… or night the height of day

It’s nothing you should cry about… so dry those salty tears

Just know that sometimes what you see is not all it appears

A year on Earth’s not all that long

A spell to have to wait

On Pluto you’d wait that long

Times two hundred forty-eight

Yes “Everything is relative!”… old Einstein used to say

Left may be right… loose kinda tight… or night the height of day

It’s nothing you should cry about… so dry those salty tears

Just know that sometimes what you see is not all it appears

Instrumental

Oh “Everything is relative!”… old Einstein used to say

Left may be right… loose kinda tight… or night the height of day

It’s nothing you should cry about… so dry those salty tears

Just know that sometimes what you see is not all it appears

We all need life’s experience

To help to make us wise

And keep us safe from being fooled

By what’s before our eyes

’Cause “Everything is relative!”… old Einstein used to say

Left may be right… loose kinda tight… or night the height of day

It’s nothing you should cry about… so dry those salty tears

Just know that sometimes what you see is not all it appears

The more you grow the more you’ll know

You can’t rely on looks

Ignore those covers… dive inside

That’s where to judge those books

Yes “Everything is relative!”… old Einstein used to say

Left may be right… loose kinda tight… or night the height of day

It’s nothing you should cry about… so dry those salty tears

Just know that sometimes what you see is not all it appears