We’re Ortyn and The Aliens

We’ve come to Earth from outer space

Four extraterrestralians

Who’d like to join the human race

We’ve trekked across the Milky Way

To find a planet we prefer

We’ve settled on your lump of clay

It’s cozier than Jupiter

We’re wee Green Pods with big bug-eyes

You’ve never seen our like before

We’re really odd… no one denies

We’re too peculiar to ignore

We’re Ortyn and The Aliens

We’ve come to Earth from outer space

Although we’re not mammalians

We’d like to join the human race

We’ll make you chuckle when we sing

We’ll give you our unearthly view

Of “Puppy Love on Saturn’s Rings”

And “Playtime At The Martian Zoo”

We’re silly sods as Green Pods go

We’d never think to do you wrong

We hope that you’ll enjoy our show

And know you’re right where you belong

With Ortyn and The Aliens

Your friends who’ve come from outer space

Although we’re not Australians

We’d like to join the human race

We’re Ortyn and The Aliens

Four extraterrestralians

Not red-blooded mammalians

Or “G’day, Mate!” Australians

We’ve come to Earth from outer space

With keyboard… drums… guitar and bass

If bug-eyed Green Pods you’d embrace

We’d love to join the human race!