I met a cute waitress just yesterday

Employed at this roadhouse called "Millie's"

She said "Hi... I'm Misty!... our special today

Is crawfish and rattlesnake chili"

The more her hot coffee I swallowed down

The more it kept getting me nervous

While I fantasized we'd stepped out on the town

And I was providing her service

I'm straight up-front and I think you'll agree

With my feelings I'm no fancy dancer

So if I ask you if you'll go out with me

Give me anything but "No!" for your answer

I picked up my check and laid down her tip

Then arose to affect my grand exit

She blushed and she smiled as this thought passed my lips

"Though my life's been a wreck you might fix it"

I'm straight up-front and I think you'll agree

With my feelings I'm no fancy dancer

So if I ask you if you'll go out with me

Give me anything but "No!" for your answer

She said "This seems crazy... it's not my job

To hook up with the cowboys I'm serving

But something about you's so honestly odd

That I'm wond'ring if you're not deserving"

I'm straight up-front and I think you'll agree

With my feelings I'm no fancy dancer

So if I ask you if you'll go out with me

Give me anything but "No!" for your answer

Just say anything but "No!"

"Sure"... "Maybe"... or "I don't know"

Give me anything but "No!" for your answer!