My doctor said it would be wise just to get some exercise

Bring that bloody pressure down or you'll soon go underground

Man your heartbeat's out of sight... thumping morning noon and night

Twenty pounds you've got to drop... you're too heavy... lighten up!

I detest yes I despise

It hits me like a lethal dose

One two three four one two three... what you try'n' to do to me

Slow it down before you get to see me drown in my own sweat

All the blood leaps to my face... I can't keep up with this pace

B.G. {Don't quit now you've got to try... do it 'til it makes you high}

I detest yes I despise

It hits me like a lethal dose

B.G. {Be an exercising freak... Every day of every week... Get your body looking sleek}

Everybody's jumping 'round... stretching up and bending down

These here tights too tight to fit... please Dear God don't let them split

Feel my skin it's burning flush while my muscles turn to mush

Hell will flood with freezing rain before I try this again

I detest yes I despise

It hits me like a lethal dose

I can't take this anymore... someone help me off the floor

My whole body's going numb... masochism isn't fun

I don't like fanatic stuff... think I'll get into yoga

B.G. {Hare Krishna... Hare Krishna... Hare Rama... Hare Hare}

I detest yes I despise

I don't like fanatic stuff

I detest yes I despise

It hits me like a lethal dose