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I’m
sick of slick commercials that make the man look bad
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Like
he’s a first grade flunk out and his wife’s a law school grad
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His
children think he’s stupid… a dude without a clue
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So
clumsy dense and helpless… only mom knows what to do
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I’d like to meet the nutless chump who pumps out all that trash
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I’d light a fire under him and then I’d kick his ash
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He’s living large in TV Land yet he’s too small to see
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That all he is and all he has he owes to men like me
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I get
up every morning and do a hard day’s work
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I
never cause a problem and I don’t act like a jerk
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I
sacrifice for family… stay faithful to my wife
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I’ve
served my sacred country at the risk of limb and life
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I’d like to meet the nutless chump who pumps out all that trash
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I’d light a fire under him and then I’d kick his ash
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He’s living large in TV Land yet he’s too small to see
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That all he is and all he has he owes to men like me
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Now I’m not saying moms aren’t smart… my own was mighty bright
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But still I’m glad I had a dad to show me wrong from right
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He taught me how to be a man… talk straight and stand up tall
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He wasn’t like those dumb ad dads in any way at all
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I’d like to meet the nutless chump who pumps out all that trash
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I’d light a fire under him and then I’d kick his ash
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He’s living large in TV Land yet he’s too small to see
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That all he is and all he has he owes to men like me
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